Welcome to Z-Corp
At our company, we provide products for all your needs. Weather it be cooking, school, murder, art, planning events. Anything, we got it here.
Our products are homegown in our science lab on Neptune to be of the highest quality.
Our CEO, [REDACTED], has put his blood sweat and tears in order to provice only the best services and products for the consumer.
Our company was founded on a hierarchy of three principals: Our intrests to make your lives better > your intrests to make your lives better > The government's intrests to make your lives better.
Here's a list of some of our feats:
Currently we are in talks with President Bill Clinton on buying out the United States of America and renaming it to New Z-land after our company
Stay updated on the buyout here.
Copyrighted 1995 Z-Corp ultd.